MIRKWOOD GOES WILDE!
A shameless Tolkien/Oscar Wilde crossover
A guard-room in the palace of the Elvenking. To the right, the cells. To the left, the banqueting-hall.
LEGOLAS gazing into the banqueting-hall
How fair is the lady Arwen tonight!
TAURIEL
You should not look at her like that.
Noise from within the banqueting-hall.
1ST GUARD
The King holds his revels tonight.
2ND GUARD
They say he is fond of wine.
THE VOICE OF THORIN OAKENSHIELD from within the cells
We are the Dwarves of Erebor, and we have come to reclaim our homeland!
1ST GUARD
Who was that?
2ND GUARD
A Dwarf.
1ST GUARD
What is his name?
2ND GUARD
Thorin Oak